I'm going to collect all the quotes you submit when you join here. If you're drawing a blank when you join, you can always e-mail me later.
Summer of '47: "I'm sorry. When humans need rides, they take Jettas. And when aliens need rides, they take spaceships. Oh! Find one." (submitted by Vera , Noelia and Sweety)
"Liz...this is a jetta." (submitted by Sarah)
Into the Woods: "No wonder he couldn't make a commitment" (submitted by Johanna)
Maria to Sean in TSATP: "You didn't break out did you?" (submitted by Johanna)
Leaving Normal: "Suck a Duck." (submitted by Zia)
"Must'nt? When have you ever used must'nt?" (submitted by Flora)
"Liz, we're in a jetta" (submitted by Didi and Maria)
"Then go over there and give them a workout" (submitted by Didi)
"MTV here I come." (submitted by Didi)
"Where are you?" (submitted by Steph)
Monsters: "The masses are demanding alien-themed greasy food and, by god,
it is our job to serve it to them." (submitted by Alianora)
Independence Day: "Ok. Do you remember that commercial? When the girl takes the pan and bashes up the kitchen? Ok. This is your brain on Max." (submitted by Alianora)
Significant Others: "Maria: Where were you?
Michael: Where was i supposed to be?
Maria: We were supposed to have lunch at school today.
Michael: Today's Saturday.
Maria: No, today's Friday. Hello. Where are you?
Michael: I'm right here. Where's Saturday?
Maria: What, are you guys saving the world from alien invasion?
Michael: Would that keep you from kicking my ass?" (submitted by Gamma)
"Please don't let me die like Elvis." (submitted by Val and Winky)
Max, little advice. The girl goes off to some aunt in Florida for the entire summer and barely says good-bye to you. In layman's terms, she blew you off big time. I mean, and look at you. Look, you're like a groveling dog. (in a whiny voice) Have you heard from Liz today? Did Liz call? (normal) No. That's no good. Look, you've gotta play it cool, all right? Let her come to you. ~ Maria
Let her come to me. ~ Max
That's what I'd do. ~ Maria
Wait. Didn't you just tell me that you left like 5 messages for Michael
in the past 2 days? ~ Max
What's your point? ~ Maria (submitted by Raven)
"Me? I'm teflon babe." (submitted by Isabella, Xio, Ine, Valeria, Luci, Marta and Illyriaburkle)
"You dranketh the Snapple?" (submitted by Vi)
Michael: Fine. You had your chance.
Maria: Oh, my God. You're kidnapping me. No, wait, you're abducting me!
Maria: Wait a minute. Ok. You kidnap me, and you blow up my car, and you expect me to spend the night in here with you?
Michael: Not exactly my fantasy evening either.
Maria: What, uh...what other human urges do you feel?
Michael: Not if you're the last woman on Earth.
Michael: I don't suppose we could share?
Maria: Not if you were the last alien on Earth. (submitted by Chrissie)
Maria: What are you doing out there? No, you can't come in. No. I know why you're here. All right, I know what your plan is, I know what you want, but it's not gonna work this time, mister, ok, no matter what you say. My answer is no. No, no, no, no, no.
Maria: Come here. Shh, it's ok. You don't have to tell me, it's ok. (submitted by Chrissie)
Maria: You opened the door and you came out, why? You stayed for me. (submitted by Chrissie)
"Oh, my God. You're kidnapping me. No, wait, you're abducting
me!" (submitted by Ella)
"Michael, if you can hear me now over the sound of your rapidly inflating ego, could you please tell me that you do not believe what this...this Michael-worshipper here has to say?" (submitted by Ella)
"Why can't these aliens ever get in trouble somewhere decent? Like Graceland or Tahoe or New Orleans. No, Utah. Mormons and mountains." (submitted by Ella)
"This is the second time you've dragged me into some cheap motel." (submitted by Leanne)
"If it isn't Prince Charming and Quasimodo." (submitted by Leanne)
Michael: Mud.
Maria: What?
Michael: Mud. I'm thinking about mud.
Maria: Why do I even try? (submitted by AudPixie/girl)
"Hey you're kidnapping me. No wait you are abducting me!" (submitted by Marica)
"Your not the one wearing a ice bra!" (submitted by Nancy)
"Kickin' it!" (submitted by Teresa)
"Do your lips not get chapped from all the ass kissing?!" (submitted by Lethia)
"Not If you were the last alien on earth." (submitted by Milena)
Maria: Cheeseburger, why do I even try?
Liz: At least he wore a tie
Maria: Liz, I'm worried. I plan to be a worldly woman, and how can I be, when Michael is trapped in a world of armpit farts and PlayStation? He's just so... (submitted by Paige)
"So, I hear ex-cons are really great in bed." (submitted by Courtney)
"I think we just took a huge step in alien human relations" (submitted by Ally)
"No way. Last time I lent out the Jetta, an uzzi took out the back window." - Surprise (submitted by Jasmin)
To Michael: "Interesting. You know, you should get yourself massive doses of therapy, like immediately." (submitted by BlueSuzanne)
Vibrators! (submitted by Chen)
Happy as a clam. :D (submitted by Sar)
Anything that involves Michael! LOL (submitted by Isobel)
"Why do I even try?" (submitted by Jeanne Li)
"Sounds like you're describing a poodle" (submitted by Jeanne Li)
"Alien Abyss" (submitted by Jeanne Li)
"Not if you were the last alien on earth" (submitted by Jeanne Li)
"You opened that door and you came out, why?! You stayed for me" (submitted by Sally)
"Okay, I know my mom's car doesn't look like much, but, not destroying it is the key to my and my mother's relationship okay?" (submitted by Alma)
"The point is that we don’t know anything about these Czechoslovakians. Are they good Czechoslovakians? Bad Czechoslovakians? We don’t know. Are they just random Czechoslovakians? For all we know, they don’t have their passports." (submitted by Swamy)
"Cherry cola with arsenic?" (submitted by Ignited)
"No. You know, I think I've been pretty good up until now but I am cold and I am hungry and I am stuck in a hotel room with a guy I barely even know." (submitted by Cam and Cambria Covell)
Liz, to Max: "Cherry Cola. On the house." - Maria to Michael: "Yours
is a dollar, twenty-five!" (submitted by Aaricia)
"So you have any cool alien powers to use on them?" (submitted by Majken)
"OK, that guy really creeps me out." (submitted by Tatum)
"Going Home?" (submitted by Tatum)
"Now I know why Isabel left, you are obviously the last person to be around in a crisis." (submitted by Maritza Acosta)
"You're not the one wearing an ice bra!" (submitted by Cambria)
Michael: There's a lot about you Maria. There's a lot about you, but I think what means the most to me is that you're open. You know I can look into your eyes and I can see you. I can see what you're thinking. I can see what you're feeling. How much I mean to you sometimes, how much I piss you off sometimes. But I can always see you.
Maria: I see you too.
Michael: No, no you don't see me. You know when Max and Liz would kiss, and Liz would get the flashes? And when we would kiss you didn't. I know how much that hurt you.
Maria: That doesn't matter to me anymore Michael.
Michael: The reason you didn't get the flashes is because I didn't let you get them. I didn't let you see me. I've never let anyone see me before... because there are things inside of me that I don't want people to see. There's things inside of me that I'm not so proud of. But I've thought about it, and I want you to see me. (submitted by Isabell)
Micheal: : "No, I don't need anyone".
Maria: "Well, maybe I do. Did you ever think of that? I mean, look at Max and Liz. They can't bear to be separated. But you, you can just throw me away. Just like that. Why is that, Michael? Why?"
Micheal: "Maybe because I love you too much. Goodbye." (submitted by Isabell)
Maria: I'm an idiot 'cause I wanted you all to myself, and that's not right 'cause I've never seen you that happy before, and I love you happy. I love you.
Michael: This is okay?
Maria: Yes, this is okay. Now you realize you have to take me somewhere to make up for that tuna melt, right? (submitted by Isabell)
"It's not just kissing that goes on in the eraser room." (submitted by Brodie)
"It's like the porno version of aladdin..." (submitted by Faith)
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